I Start My Vacation With 11 Million Cars on Italy’s Highways

I must need a CAT-Scan or some other form of brain evaluation. Why do I want to be on the road tomorrow with millions of Italians (remember how they drive in southern Italy)? “Non ti preoccupato,” Anna, my girlfriend said, “we’re leaving at 3:00 a.m. “Oh, now I understand.” We’re going to do the early-bird-gets-the-worm gig and arrive at our scenic Mediterranean hide-a-way in two and a half hours - just as the sum is coming up over the ocean.
There’s only one problem. The only autostrada down there is A-3 which continues to be plagued with construction projects. The Italians are not always the most vigilant at setting up caution lighting or signs in these areas (reminds me of Tijuana, but that’s another story). I’ve learned to expect the unexpected here, so I’m actually going with a blank slate, the Transcendental Meditation version of electro-shock therapy.
The Italian officials call this “Black Weekend” or “The Great Summer Exodus”. “What’s wrong with leaving, Monday?”, I innocently asked. If looks could kill. No, we’re leaving with all the other Italians tomorrow, because this is the way it has always been done. It’s tradition. It’s part of the “grand casino”. Italians are not happy, unless there is a certain amount of craziness involved. It’s in their blood, which is why the cars move down the highway and through city streets like red corpuscles in the bloodstream, ignoring lanes and traffic lights. I don’t know that they think of it this way, but that’s what it is - Brownian movement.
Last month, a top Vatican cardinal called his travel down the A-3 “a real Via Crucis”, taking five hours to cover 200 km. I’ve got some great design books and a Richard Branson biography to keep me entertained while we sit and watch the sun rise, not over the ocean, but from behind an 18 wheeler. Since I am kind of like, in the Italian “family”, I was warned not to bring the computer, so this blog will have to wait until I return on Aug. 25th. I’ll get some great photos and audio for a few more podcasts, however. So - have a great summer and I’ll return the end of August!
























































